verb
to dominate (this is a real word in
Swedish)
Following his twitter Q&A in
which he answered fans’ questions on the act of Zlataning, many had a greater
understanding of what it takes to #DaretoZlatan. If ever there was a word to
make a part of your daily vocabulary, this is it. Forget your daily word of the
day or your SAT vocab, Zlatan is the only word you’ll ever need to impress.
Above I gave you the Swedish definition of the word, but, in reality, Zlatan
means all things awesome. It is not limited to being a verb (that would be very
un-Zlatanlike), it is every part of speech you can think of. In fact, the
more you say Zlatan, the more you become one with the way of Zlatan. This is
the key to successfully Zlatan. If you are not one with the way of Zlatan,
attempting to Zlatan can become dangerous. When you embrace your inner
Zlatan and successfully Zlatan, nothing in the world is __________. Sorry about
that blank space, the word that was supposed to go there was impossible. Having
Zlatan and this word in the same sentence is so unbelievably not Zlatan that I
am afraid of finding out what Zlatan-level punishment the universe would send
the unfortunate soul who dared to utter such a sentence. Only Zlatan could save
you then.
Here’s to you Zlatan, Zlataning the world since 1977.
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